Things in “Knocked Up” you won’t see in “Pirates of the Caribbean 3,” “Spider-Man 3″ or “Ocean’s 13″:

 

By Judd Apatow
Newsweek

• Paul Rudd on mushrooms at Cirque du Soleil
• Numerous gynecological exams
• Abortion debated by uninformed slackers
• Harold Ramis
• Disastrous sex during the third trimester
• Men fighting with boxing gloves that are on fire
• Katherine Heigl and Seth Rogen cursing each other out at the doctor’s office
• Men getting pink eye from farting on each other’s pillows
• A debate on how kick-ass the movie “Munich” is
• Doctors yelling at women who are about to give birth
• Celebrity wheelchair impressions
• Beard jokes
• Lots of beard jokes
• Jason Segel running nude
• Intimate compelling drama followed by more beard jokes
• and Ryan Seacrest being really funny. Seriously.

Apatow (“The 40-Year-Old Virgin”) directs this story of a loser (Seth Rogen) who hooks up with a babe (Katherine Heigl). Then—oops—she gets pregnant.